Post by Cory on Jun 6, 2012 17:22:24 GMT -5
Chapter 1.A - The Set Up
"Do you ever have one of those moments where you drift outside of yourself for a second and wonder, why am I doing this? Well I do. Like right now for instance........"
The enutrof, Darth Fail, quickly ducked to avoid the hefty horizontal swing of a soldier's massive blade. She remained unscathed as the blade passed over her, well almost. A thin slice of hair from her large blonde afro had been cut. "Oh no you didn't" she thought to herself. Though she raised an eyebrow momentarily at the site of the soldier having no choice in that moment but to continue through with the whole swing of his blade. She rolled her eyes as she thought, "what is it with men and everything having to be so damn big. Doesn't this guy realize how impractical his weapon is, not to mention ridiculous. If he had opted for a short sword or even a pair of daggers, he could have stopped the momentum of the swing the moment he saw that he missed and landed a killing blow quickly with the off handed dagger. ugh, men...." Darth Fail quickly twirled the shovel in her hand before impaling it through the midsection of the shoulder. Her eyes then glowed briefly and the shovel became frozen in ice, which spread from the shovel to inside the soldier's wound, causing him to freeze from the inside out. Once he was a popsicle she got upright and landed a spin kick. Which resulted in his frozen form shattering like glass, what was left of him scattering about the ground.
She stood fully upright now. A dozen such soldiers corpses littered the ground behind her, a dozen more were charging towards her. Almost every one of them intent on ending her life. Her eyes would briefly glow and the ice covering her shovel would turn into flames. At which point she slammed the shovel into the ground in front of her. A path of flame would spread underground from where she was standing towards the dozen soldiers. When it reached them molten rock and magma would burst up and out of the ground. Out of the remaining soldiers ten were caught in the attack, they would be burned asunder and die in painful agony. Ironically their armors would make their deaths worse as the metal would melt from the heat and scorch through their skin. She pulled her shovel out of the ground to see that only two soldier's remained. One had survived due to his expert reflexes. The other, which Darth Fail could see was an Ecaflip, was only still alive due to sheer luck.
Just as she was about to approach, the other soldier suddenly disappeared. She would stop and look around alarmed. The soldier reappeared right infront of her as suddenly as he had vanished, his sword quickly swinging down at her. Her inflamed shovel clashed against his blade, which looked similar to a clock hand. "Xelor! I've never seen one up close before" she thought to herself. "I'm surprised you managed to block my attack in time. Not half bad. But don't let it get to your head, for we will defeat you to avenge my fellow Bontarian's, you Brakmar scum" the Xelor remarked.
"We?" she thought aloud. At which point she noticed the Ecaflip charging towards her. "Apparently this guy has a soft spot for new recruits. He's gonna try and keep all my attention on him so that the Ecaflip can land the finishing blow while i'm not looking" Darth Fail surmised. "Wake up, Eulogy!" Darth Fail shouted. A baby Drheller, who she had named Eulogy, would pop its head out from her afro. "Let me sleep woman" the Drheller complained in a language that only Enutrof's could understand. "Go get the cat" she ordered him. "Do it yourself" Eulogy replied. With her free hand she would grab the Drheller, yank him out of her hair, and then threw'em at the Ecaflip. Eulogies eyes widened as he was abruptly sent hurtling towards the Ecaflip. "you $$$$$ I'll get you back for this" Eulogy shouted. "What the....." the Ecaflip said confused at the sight of the Drheller. His confusion was quickly followed by a yell, or a scream, right before the Drheller landed on his face and started scratching and biting at his face. The Ecaflip started running around in circles while trying to get the Drheller off. "Get this thing....UGGHHHH, omg, I think it just peed in my mouth" the Ecaflip shouted.
Meanwhile, Darth Fail and the Xelor had been going at it. His clock-hand like sword and her flaming shovel clashing while the Xelor teleported around her. This guy was really exhausting her, which was apparently the Xelor's new strategy. "If only i could get him to just stand still..... like that's ever going to happen....ugh, annoyed now" she was thinking. But then a sharp pain spread through her side. the Xelor had taken advantage of the moments distraction that her thought had caused. Darth Fail looked down to see his blade stabbed into her stomach, having just missed a kidney. The flames on her shovel dissipated as spit blood from her mouth, and would fall to the ground after he had yanked his blade out of her. She looked up at him as he stood over her. "Your time is up" the Xelor declared as he raised his blade for the finishing blow. "Really...." she said with a roll of her eyes at his comment. But then suddenly the Ecaflip, blinded by the Drheller still on his face, slammed right into the Xelor. As both the Xelor and the Ecaflip fell over, Darth Fail got up on her knees and stabbed the Xelor in the guts, repeatedly. The Xelor died with wide eyes at the absurdity of this turn of events. "Pompous jerk" she said while stabbing the Xelor with her shovel a few more times.
Afterwards Darth Fail rose to her feet, using her shovel for leverage. She frowned at the sight of her wound. "We need to go, Eulogy" she ordered. The Drheller would fart in the Ecaflip's mouth before getting off returning to Darth Fail. "Wait... you aren't going to kill me?" the Ecaflip asked. Darth Fail would stop and look towards the Ecaflip. "Today I guess Ecaflip's are as lucky as the rumors say" she said. For personal reason's that comment caused a sad expression to splash across the Ecaflip's face. Darth Fail noticed but didn't care in the least. "I want you to go back to you're Bontarian masters and tell them what happened here. Tell them I was a vangaurd of Brakmar sent on orders to kill everyone involved in Bonta's stupid peace effort. Tell them there will never be peace until Brakmar wipes Bonta off the face of the planet." Darth Fail told him before leaving. If the Ecaflip had anything further to say she didn't listen.
Sometime later.
Darth Fail and Eulogy were walking through the forest, or rather she was limping somewhat due to her wound. "That Ecaflip isn't following us, is he?" she asked. "Nope. Which is awesome since you'd have to kill'em and do this all over again if he was. Talk about a wrinkle in our masters plan that would be" Eulogy replied. "Ya'know what else would be awesome, if you were bigger so you could actually be useful for a change and carry me back, so we'd get back quicker" she said. "I might be bigger if you took care of me like you're supposed to. I'm the oldest baby drheller on the planet because of you. A laughing stock at all the Drheller hangouts" Eulogy replied. The two of them exchanged glares.
The two of them would then stop by an open grave near a tree. She had dug this grave much earlier, and currently inside the open grave was the corpse of a Sacrier. Darth Fail would take off the Brakmarian armor and toss it into the grave. "Here you can have your armor back, I don't need it anymore" she said. Darth Fail had only killed the Sacrier in the first place so that she could take his armor and pretend she was with Brakmar, so that the soldiers from Bonta would be convinced she was with Brakmar. After having Eulogy fill in the grave, she would continue on deeper into the forest.
"Do you ever have one of those moments where you drift outside of yourself for a second and wonder, why am I doing this? Well I do. Like right now for instance........"
The enutrof, Darth Fail, quickly ducked to avoid the hefty horizontal swing of a soldier's massive blade. She remained unscathed as the blade passed over her, well almost. A thin slice of hair from her large blonde afro had been cut. "Oh no you didn't" she thought to herself. Though she raised an eyebrow momentarily at the site of the soldier having no choice in that moment but to continue through with the whole swing of his blade. She rolled her eyes as she thought, "what is it with men and everything having to be so damn big. Doesn't this guy realize how impractical his weapon is, not to mention ridiculous. If he had opted for a short sword or even a pair of daggers, he could have stopped the momentum of the swing the moment he saw that he missed and landed a killing blow quickly with the off handed dagger. ugh, men...." Darth Fail quickly twirled the shovel in her hand before impaling it through the midsection of the shoulder. Her eyes then glowed briefly and the shovel became frozen in ice, which spread from the shovel to inside the soldier's wound, causing him to freeze from the inside out. Once he was a popsicle she got upright and landed a spin kick. Which resulted in his frozen form shattering like glass, what was left of him scattering about the ground.
She stood fully upright now. A dozen such soldiers corpses littered the ground behind her, a dozen more were charging towards her. Almost every one of them intent on ending her life. Her eyes would briefly glow and the ice covering her shovel would turn into flames. At which point she slammed the shovel into the ground in front of her. A path of flame would spread underground from where she was standing towards the dozen soldiers. When it reached them molten rock and magma would burst up and out of the ground. Out of the remaining soldiers ten were caught in the attack, they would be burned asunder and die in painful agony. Ironically their armors would make their deaths worse as the metal would melt from the heat and scorch through their skin. She pulled her shovel out of the ground to see that only two soldier's remained. One had survived due to his expert reflexes. The other, which Darth Fail could see was an Ecaflip, was only still alive due to sheer luck.
Just as she was about to approach, the other soldier suddenly disappeared. She would stop and look around alarmed. The soldier reappeared right infront of her as suddenly as he had vanished, his sword quickly swinging down at her. Her inflamed shovel clashed against his blade, which looked similar to a clock hand. "Xelor! I've never seen one up close before" she thought to herself. "I'm surprised you managed to block my attack in time. Not half bad. But don't let it get to your head, for we will defeat you to avenge my fellow Bontarian's, you Brakmar scum" the Xelor remarked.
"We?" she thought aloud. At which point she noticed the Ecaflip charging towards her. "Apparently this guy has a soft spot for new recruits. He's gonna try and keep all my attention on him so that the Ecaflip can land the finishing blow while i'm not looking" Darth Fail surmised. "Wake up, Eulogy!" Darth Fail shouted. A baby Drheller, who she had named Eulogy, would pop its head out from her afro. "Let me sleep woman" the Drheller complained in a language that only Enutrof's could understand. "Go get the cat" she ordered him. "Do it yourself" Eulogy replied. With her free hand she would grab the Drheller, yank him out of her hair, and then threw'em at the Ecaflip. Eulogies eyes widened as he was abruptly sent hurtling towards the Ecaflip. "you $$$$$ I'll get you back for this" Eulogy shouted. "What the....." the Ecaflip said confused at the sight of the Drheller. His confusion was quickly followed by a yell, or a scream, right before the Drheller landed on his face and started scratching and biting at his face. The Ecaflip started running around in circles while trying to get the Drheller off. "Get this thing....UGGHHHH, omg, I think it just peed in my mouth" the Ecaflip shouted.
Meanwhile, Darth Fail and the Xelor had been going at it. His clock-hand like sword and her flaming shovel clashing while the Xelor teleported around her. This guy was really exhausting her, which was apparently the Xelor's new strategy. "If only i could get him to just stand still..... like that's ever going to happen....ugh, annoyed now" she was thinking. But then a sharp pain spread through her side. the Xelor had taken advantage of the moments distraction that her thought had caused. Darth Fail looked down to see his blade stabbed into her stomach, having just missed a kidney. The flames on her shovel dissipated as spit blood from her mouth, and would fall to the ground after he had yanked his blade out of her. She looked up at him as he stood over her. "Your time is up" the Xelor declared as he raised his blade for the finishing blow. "Really...." she said with a roll of her eyes at his comment. But then suddenly the Ecaflip, blinded by the Drheller still on his face, slammed right into the Xelor. As both the Xelor and the Ecaflip fell over, Darth Fail got up on her knees and stabbed the Xelor in the guts, repeatedly. The Xelor died with wide eyes at the absurdity of this turn of events. "Pompous jerk" she said while stabbing the Xelor with her shovel a few more times.
Afterwards Darth Fail rose to her feet, using her shovel for leverage. She frowned at the sight of her wound. "We need to go, Eulogy" she ordered. The Drheller would fart in the Ecaflip's mouth before getting off returning to Darth Fail. "Wait... you aren't going to kill me?" the Ecaflip asked. Darth Fail would stop and look towards the Ecaflip. "Today I guess Ecaflip's are as lucky as the rumors say" she said. For personal reason's that comment caused a sad expression to splash across the Ecaflip's face. Darth Fail noticed but didn't care in the least. "I want you to go back to you're Bontarian masters and tell them what happened here. Tell them I was a vangaurd of Brakmar sent on orders to kill everyone involved in Bonta's stupid peace effort. Tell them there will never be peace until Brakmar wipes Bonta off the face of the planet." Darth Fail told him before leaving. If the Ecaflip had anything further to say she didn't listen.
Sometime later.
Darth Fail and Eulogy were walking through the forest, or rather she was limping somewhat due to her wound. "That Ecaflip isn't following us, is he?" she asked. "Nope. Which is awesome since you'd have to kill'em and do this all over again if he was. Talk about a wrinkle in our masters plan that would be" Eulogy replied. "Ya'know what else would be awesome, if you were bigger so you could actually be useful for a change and carry me back, so we'd get back quicker" she said. "I might be bigger if you took care of me like you're supposed to. I'm the oldest baby drheller on the planet because of you. A laughing stock at all the Drheller hangouts" Eulogy replied. The two of them exchanged glares.
The two of them would then stop by an open grave near a tree. She had dug this grave much earlier, and currently inside the open grave was the corpse of a Sacrier. Darth Fail would take off the Brakmarian armor and toss it into the grave. "Here you can have your armor back, I don't need it anymore" she said. Darth Fail had only killed the Sacrier in the first place so that she could take his armor and pretend she was with Brakmar, so that the soldiers from Bonta would be convinced she was with Brakmar. After having Eulogy fill in the grave, she would continue on deeper into the forest.